The Land of Nod Guarantee
At The Land of Nod, we promise our items will be as impressive in person as they appear in the catalog or on our website. If for any reason you¹re unsatisfied, however, just return your items within 30 days for a full merchandise refund. Shipping charges are non-refundable. Once furniture orders have left our warehouse, customers are responsible for all shipping charges. Personalized items are not returnable. After 30 days, we¹ll replace or refund your purchase against defects. Prices are subject to change. Questions? Call 800.933.9904.

Return Policy
We understand that for whatever reason, sometimes things don’t work out. Fortunately, “1, 2, 3 No Changies” is not our return policy. We’re more than happy to replace your item, exchange it for another one, or refund your purchase within 30 days of purchase. Just follow the steps on the back of our packing list.

Standard & Rush Delivery
If you select “standard” shipping for your order, accessories and Lickety Split items are shipped via standard delivery and arrive in 5-7 business days. Shipping charges are based on the total value of merchandise (see “Standard Shipping Schedule” below). "Express" delivery orders will be processed the next business day after receiving your order and should be received in 2 or 3 working days. "Next Day Air" orders placed by noon CST will be delivered by the end of the following business day. This service is available to most destinations. Out of stock items and furniture items should arrive in the estimated time frame listed on the item page. (There is no “Express” or “Next Day Air” delivery option for furniture.)

The following chart lists shipping charges for orders consisting of non-furniture. Charges are calculated per shipping address. Non-furniture shipments to Alaska and Hawaii require air delivery and will be calculated at "Express" shipping rates.

Standard Shipping Schedule (per address, continental USA) Order Totaling Include Up to $15 $4.95 $15.01 to $25 $5.95 $25.01 to $45 $8.95 $45.01 to $65 $10.95 $65.01 to $95 $13.95 $95.01 to $125 $16.95 $125.01 to $150 $18.95 $150.01 to $225 $21.95 $225.01 & above 10%

The Standard Shipping Schedule applies to all orders with the following exceptions:

Some items will have a surcharge added to the standard shipping charges since these items are larger and more expensive to ship.

* Express starting at $12.95
* Next Day Air starting at $24.95

We review delivery options for each and every order to find the quickest, most cost-effective solution. Delivery methods on certain items may be upgraded in Checkout if consolidating items in your order will provide better shipping rates and delivery times.

Local Delivery

Local Furniture Delivery Flat Rate (per trip, within 100 miles of our 29 USA shipping points) Order Totaling Chicago & Seattle All other cities above All other U.S. cities Up to $400 $59 $59 See Rate Chart Below $401 and above $79 $169 See Rate Chart Below

In-stock merchandise is usually delivered in about 2-4 weeks.

One to two days prior to delivery, you will receive a call with a 2 to 3-hour delivery time frame. Saturday delivery may be available for an additional charge. Sunday delivery is not available.

All furniture is delivered inside the first door of your home. Furniture descriptions with a symbol include inside delivery, assembly of furniture and removal of packaging. Delivery service does not include disassembling or removing old furniture.

If you have items that are not shipping via Local In-Home Delivery (i.e., Standard Delivery), additional shipping charges will apply.

Non-Local Delivery

Long Distance Furniture Shipping Schedule (per address, outside of our 29 USA shipping points) Order Totaling Include Up to $149.99 $40.00 $150 to $299.99 $60.00 $300 to $450.99 $100.00 $451 to $650.99 $175.00 $651 to $800.99 $215.00 $801 to $1200.99 $250.00 $1201 to $1600.99 $300.00 $1601 to $2000.99 $350.00 $2001 to $3000.99 $450.00 $3001 to $5000.99 $550.00 $5001 & above Call for quote

The exact shipping amount for your entire cart will be calculated and displayed at Checkout. Shipping charges apply per delivery.

In-stock merchandise is usually delivered between 2-4 weeks.

Two days before delivery, you will receive a call with a 4-hour delivery time frame. Saturday delivery may be available for an additional charge. Sunday delivery is not available. Areas considered remote may have limited time frames available.

All furniture is delivered inside the first door of your home. Furniture descriptions with a symbol include inside delivery, assembly of furniture and removal of packaging. Delivery service does not include disassembling or removing old furniture.

Deliveries to Alaska, Hawaii and U.S. Territories are shipped at international rates. Please contact us for a quote.

If you feel that you have a better shot of figuring out Einstein’s General Theory of Relativity, please contact us for assistance.

Shipping to APO/FPO Addresses
Orders shipped to APO or FPO addresses will ship via Parcel Post.

If you have further questions please call 800.933.9904