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Someday a Bird Will Poop On You
SKU: 513723
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A children's book and a preparatory essay for life, in that the outcome of an event is largely dictated by your response to it. This book is designed to help both you and your loved ones make it through the unexpected and embarrassing experience of receiving a dump from the sky.

Someday a Bird Will Poop On You.

  • Author: Sue Salvi
  • Illustrator: Megan Kellie
  • Hardcover
  • 40 pages

Overall Dimensions

Width: 8.25"

Height: 10.5"

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Adair who?
Adair before but I'm bald now.


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